如何幽默的自我介绍

　　I am. Why don't I don't want to Wang Li Zhang? Hoe-scr-r-ritch, such a simple common sense do not understand: because I girl surnamed Zhang!

　　I won't tell you the name of it, afraid to say you don't remember. You remember my nickname well, I nicknamed "old women Idol". Really you are cheating dog, although I live quite have the courage, but I was too bad. My baby girl was prostrate on the floor cry: "Dad ah, really ugly is not your fault, but you really should not, should not secretly sneaked out of the house to scare people child!" well, look at my silly girl, how do you have to tell the truth? Everybody, I have a ceremony here, please provide more valuable opinions, the next time I must update at birth!

　　You ask me is male or female? Stewing hens (sorry), this is my personal privacy, I cannot tell you. If I tell you, I'm not a man. What? You want to hit me? I killed also don't say. You put me killed. I also do the opening! Here is my age. My daughter is 7 years old this year, I only like a girl a little old. How much is this a little bit? Hey, is 32 years old.

　　My daughter is always too short for me. In fact, I'm only a little bit shorter than the famous basketball superstar Yao Ming. How much is that? Hey, it's 60 centimeters

　　You ask me what is special? Not with you, I have a lot of expertise, the most proud of me is singing and 100 meter dash

　　I say first tenor singing. That is a thief is good, has long been famous global! Who haunted places have hired me to sing. I just sing one or two words, no matter how terrible the ghost will immediately koutubaimo lying on the ground, dear God, who was a poor devil my beautiful voice to death!

　　Besides the 100 meter dash. I often carry out intense competition in the East playground and two world famous Chinese female sprint athletes, although tired my left leg fracture right leg cramps, but I fear the strong, her eyes closed all the way, every time with excellent performance won the third you want to know what they are! Good players and I play together?

　　Before I tell you, you can take to help good, because their fame is too big, I fear that startles you. Please take a look around, see who did not hold anyone who hasn't? Sit? Quickly remind them that it is not a jokeAnd this is a major event in human life! We must seriously listen, who are not allowed to laugh. I really want to say, I want to say now, I say again, if anyone was scared silly I'm irresponsible! Then I will tell you, these two famous athletes ah, one is my wife, my daughter is a!!